officialunitedstates:

me:  I will only buy this house if I like the color of the fence
real estate agent:  but mr officialunitedstates you can just get someone to color the fence with paint
me:  tom sawyer is dead

(via mikusabbath)

highlyover-rated:

Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write

(Source: pia-pium, via usoapp)